diana jean hoorelbek 4.20.13
"When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man
who said on his deathbed that
he had had a lot of trouble in his life,
most of which had never happened."
- Winston Churchill
when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.